America has spoken. In fact, the whole world has seen Donald Trump’s victory speech. Given his unpredictability, we’re not exactly sure what will happen to the whole world after January 2017. But one thing’s for sure, the whole world (engineers or not) will be watching.
Source: Sydney Morning Herald
Though we don’t know exactly what kind of insults he’ll throw to the next person he sees during his term, we could imagine what kind of engineering student he’ll be if placed in a room full of ambitious students and terrorizing professors.
So, let’s imagine: What if President-Elect Donald Trump was an engineering student?
When his professor complains how slow he is in his shop class:
“Look at those hands, are they small hands? … I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
When asked if he has gay classmates in his majors:
“I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
When he (unfortunately) gets the highest grade in class:
“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”
What he’ll shout to his colleagues when they’re presenting a project in front of their professors:
“Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight!”
When he sees his classmates looking dirty after working on a project:
What his speech will sound like if he wants to be the group leader:
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
When he gets asked why he should be hired in a certain engineering company:
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
What he’ll post on Facebook about the alarming climate change:
“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
When professors ask him to introduce himself:
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
When asked why he chose engineering instead of political science:
“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
When asked what his thesis project will be:
Soure: Business Insider
“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border…”
Would you have wanted him to be your classmate in your majors?